High Expectations Asian Father [via tumblr]

Listening to: Nothing.

In other news, I bought a bottle of Dasani water today and promptly threw it up 20 minutes later. What a waste of $1.69!

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I would've done the same thing.

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To be completely honest, what happens at the end? I would've done the same thing.

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I'm on an AOL site. Neat.

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Hey, look! I'm the "Game of the Day" on the AOL site games.com! I think one of the best reviews on the site for this game is: "This game is dumb!"

Thanks Klahechts1! AOL Keyword: Honesty

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New Video - Pen Drawer

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When I was growing up, my family always had a drawer full of pens. The silly thing was that most of the pens didn't work. The sillier thing was that my parents would never throw away any of those pens.

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New Video - Rice Bowls

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Growing up With Mr. Shen - Rice Bowls from Alexander Shen on Vimeo.

In in effort to spice things up, I decided to do a video for today's Awkward Reference "comic". It's like a comic, but with sounds and incredibly crude animation.

True story.

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For all they know, it's spelled right.

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Yuk yuk yuk. Had lunch here with Rishi yesterday. It was delicious.

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Unused icons? There sure are!

Listening to: Nothing. It's too warm to listen to music.

Personally, I use the memory eating internet browser known as Firefox.

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WALT!

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Doesn't this guy from The Road look like Harold Perrineau from Lost? Seriously!

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New Comic - Bleeding Orange

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This is inspired from images like this. You should actually take the time and crawl around Google for more of these images since they are laughably, well, laughable. Actually, let me save you some time and Google that for you.

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Guys, it's a trap.

Listening to: Nothing.
I was just thinking what it'd be like if General Ackbar was working in the 1960s on Madison Avenue. Calm. Cool. Collected. Still looking like a giant squid.

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