The Common Cold

Listening to: Josie practicing Mandarin.


I was starting to feel ill today, but thought it would get better. I was wrong. I ended up going to Walgreens this afternoon (it's right around the corner!) to get some medicine.

I'm going to still try to make it into the office tomorrow and try to get everyone else sick. That's my plan. Then I'll take their pens when they're out sick. I'll sit in my CEO's chair, put my feet on his desk and laugh heartily. A cigar made out of waffle cookies will be sticking out of my mouth as I light the other end with cotton candy.

I think I'm going delirious. My head feels like a big gray cloud.