Mr. Shen Goes to the Flea Market

Listening to: Gnarls Barkley - Run

When I was growing up I went to the San Jose flea market at least once a month. This was where I learned the definition of "haggling" as well as the definition of "bootleg".

I bought a "Ninja Turtle" figure there once that had all the coolest accessories: katanas, sais, bo staffs, ninja stars and anything else you could think of. The problem was that the figure's hands were clenched as fists, so you couldn't actually put anything in them.

Gasp! Purple Spider-Man!