Emergency Underwear

Listening to: Kylie Minogue - All I See


I have this one pair of "emergency underwear" that I keep in the back of my underwear compartment in my closet. It's basically a pair of underwear that's way too large and has a poorly screen printed crab on the front of it (I needed to test out a screen and it was the only "junk" cloth I had around). When I get to that pair of underwear, I know it's time to do laundry.

Sure, I could always just look at the laundry basket and determine that it's time to laundry because it's overflowing, but where's the fun in that?

I'll tell you where: nowhere.