I got me one of them iPhone things.

Listening to: Nothing.

I went and upgraded my phone today to one of those neat iPhone things that all the moms and cool kids have. It's quite a fancy device, if I may say so myself. It can do all sorts of things like tell you which cardinal direction you're going or what the weather is in a nearby town. It's got all these fancy applications too that let you mark which restaurants you've been to or translate Japanese into English.

Truly a device from the future... today!

I think it makes phone calls too, but I haven't figured that part out yet.

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