If you watch the movie "Jaws" backwards...
Listening to: Nothing.
There's been a recent thread over on reddit.com about summarizing a movie in one sentence. The kicker is that the movie is summarized as if it were played backwards.
Some of my favorites...
"If you watch the movie 'Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach."
"If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba."
"If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home."
Link: Reddit.com Link