Listening to: Nothing.
This is an idea that I've been playing around for a little while. It's simply adding a face to your coffee mug. For the most part, I'm filling my mugs with hot liquids and soups. I can only imagine it being just a little warm for the mug.
Can you imagine what it would look like if your toilet had a face? It'd either be really happy all the time or the saddest thing on God's green Earth. Take your pick. I'm not biased.