Listening to: Nothing.
On the train ride into work the other, I overheard this exchange between a non-paying individual and ticket checker/conductor. Honestly. Some individuals on this planet have the audacity to think that someone hassling them is a much bigger offense than the actual reason why they're being harassed in the first place: in this case, the man clearly did not purchase a ticket. He then proceeded to be angry about the fact that he was told he'd be cited for not having a ticket, which is the policy posted all over the train.
You don't get to ride this thing for free, buddy. The train doesn't run on good intentions.
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