Listening to: Nothing.
Sounds like a type of software license, doesn't it?
Most of the time when I find myself deeply entrenched in something, such as amigurumi, I need to go do it. For some reason or another, I've never found the time nor patience nor dexterity to actually do any crocheting of any kind. Strange, that.
In any case, I found this video to be cute and needed to share. Hilarious.
Related Link: Amigurumi World: Seriously Cute Crochet