This wasn't a direct-to-DVD Coraline sequel. This wasn't Coraline at all. This was Caroline.
I felt like a parent who knows nothing about sports except that my nephew likes football, so I go and buy a picture frame in the shape of a football. This is like the parent who is told their kid wants Sonic The Hedgehog 2 for Christmas, so they pick up this travesty instead.
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